ALEXANDERBiopic, Drama, Historical Epic, Reviews Blog, Sword-and-Sandal, TWO STARS, War, Women's CinemaApril 11, 2005“Alexander” comes at a time when America is poised as a fear-ridden empire overreaching its boundaries while neglecting its strained…
ABOUT SCHMIDTLiterary Adaptation, ONE STAR, Reviews Blog, Social SatireApril 11, 2005Jack Nicholson plays Warren Schmidt, a 66 year-old retired and widowed insurance man from Omaha. Warren drives his 35-foot Winnebago…
ANYTHING ELSEReviews Blog, Romantic Comedy, TWO STARS, Women's CinemaApril 11, 2005After losing a wide spectrum of his once-loyal audience due to public scandal around his personal life, the quality of…
THE RING: TWOFranchise, Horror, Reviews Blog, Sequel, TWO STARS, Women's CinemaApril 8, 2005The sequel to the American remake of the 1998 Japanese horror flick “Ringu” fails to build suspense or fear. “Ringu”…
WINGED MIGRATIONDocumentary, FOUR STARS, Nature, Reviews BlogApril 3, 2005“Winged Migration” is a documentary that has been greatly overhyped because of its groundbreaking camera techniques. But after twenty minutes…
THE POLAR EXPRESSAfrican American Cinema, Animation, Children's Cinema, Fantasy, ONE STAR, Reviews BlogApril 3, 2005Just seeing Tom Hanks’s name attached to an animated Christmas movie directed by Robert Zemeckis (“Forrest Gump”) should be enough…
VEROINICA GUERINAgitprop, Biopic, Drama, Reviews Blog, THREE STARS, Women's CinemaApril 2, 2005This earnest biopic about Irish newspaper journalist Veronica Guerin (pronounced ‘gear-in’) paints a vivid portrait of the courageous and irrepressible…
POLLOCKArt, Biopic, FIVE STARS, Reviews BlogApril 2, 2005In the same way a tap dancer innately understands the percolating syncopation of jazz music, Ed Harris identifies character rhythms…
KILL BILL: VOL. 1Action/Adventure, FOUR STARS, Martial Arts, Reviews BlogApril 1, 2005Quentin Tarantino’s long awaited fourth film finds the pop culture carnivore reinvigorating cinema a second time over with a single-plot-trajectory…
ALFIERemake, Reviews Blog, sex, Social Satire, TWO STARSApril 1, 2005Michael Caine’s 1966 breakout performance as a swinging London stud is emulated, but not matched, by Jude Law in a…
PAPARAZZIAction/Drama, ONE STAR, Reviews BlogMarch 16, 2005It’s not a good sign when a filmmaker’s primary claim to fame is as Mel Gibson’s former hair stylist. So…
ARE WE THERE YET?African American Cinema, Comedy, ONE STAR, Reviews BlogMarch 13, 2005With one of the most hackneyed expressions in children-based comedy movies, “Are We There Yet?” fulfills every low expectation that…
ALONG CAME POLLYComedy, Reviews Blog, Romantic Comedy, TWO STARS, Women's CinemaMarch 12, 2005Ben Stiller carries on with his trademark neurotic mantle. This time around he plays Reuben Feffer, an anxiety-ridden, heartbroken insurance…
THE WHOLE TEN YARDSComedy, Franchise, ONE STAR, Reviews BlogMarch 11, 2005Proof that most sequels should be avoided, “The Whole Ten Yards” vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor “The…
TROYAction/Adventure, Historical Epic, Reviews Blog, Sword-and-Sandal, TWO STARS, War, War Fantasy, Women's CinemaMarch 10, 2005“Troy” delivers the price of admission in its first battle between dueling warriors. Achilles and an enormous gladiator, who looks…
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MINDReviews Blog, Romantic Drama, Women's Cinema, ZERO STARSMarch 1, 2005I’m not saying you have to be crazy to identify with the wrongheaded characters in “Eternal Sunshine” but that you…
MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUSAfrican American Cinema, Comedy, Franchise, Reviews Blog, TWO STARS, Women's CinemaFebruary 10, 2005Made to bore airplane passengers to sleep, “Miss Congeniality 2” is a poorly written comedy sequel that teems with miscast…
THE WEDDING DATEReviews Blog, Romantic Comedy, Women's Cinema, ZERO STARSFebruary 10, 2005Only ditzy American white girls will enjoy this “Four Wedding’s and A Funeral”-knockoff. It was obviously penned by that same…
A GUY THINGComedy, ONE STAR, Reviews Blog, Romantic ComedyFebruary 10, 2005A quick glance at the three main actors for “A Guy Thing” (Jason Lee, Selma Blair and Julia Stiles) tells…
THE AVIATORBiopic, Drama, FIVE STARS, Reviews BlogJanuary 11, 2005“The Aviator” is a glorious biographical view of Howard Hughes as a futurist capable of melding airplanes with his own…